The Year: 2014
The Place: The VR Multiverse
The Device: The Mothafuggin Oculus Rift DK2 Biatch!!!!
Ok, now that I’ve got that small bit of my personal geekery out of the way (sorry, couldn’t help myself. No offense intended, you are awesome), let me start by saying what a wonderful time it is to be alive and a part of the VR scene! With DK2’s set to begin delivering this week to would be developers and enthusiasts alike, the anticipation is enormous and as positively palpable as a pachyderms penis (very palpable)!
Positional tracking, brighter colors, bigger contrast, no more motion-blur, higher resolution, screen-door effect greatly reduced; My hopes are up so high with this one I’m shifting in my seat like an old-timer on his way to an orgy; I can’t relax!
It’s an obvious bet that there are loads of would-be VR overlords (devs) wearing away their keyboards and their fingers to nubs making great content to utilize for the new arrival; but the big question is, are VR Porn devs working to make use of the opportunity? Don’t you think it’s about time that VR Porn games begin to evolve with the rest of the pack? Of course you do!
How about being able to peek down the front of that little hottie you just seen walking down the street? With DK2 that could happen. Well, maybe not that hottie specifically, but you get what I’m saying.
Now how about taking a gander up that skirt? Yep, DK2 could help you with that too; if there is one thing for certain in this uncertain new virtual porn world, it is that positional tracking is going to be a game-changer, but only if savvy-developers use it to their advantage.
At any rate, DK2’s arrival is imminent; Some of us have to wait a little longer than we’d like too (I ordered four days in, so I won’t likely be seeing mine until August) but I believe we can all rejoice in the fact that regardless of what we think is going to happen, we are going to be blown away by the coming changes and that is fucking awesome!
Authors note: I’m not usually that much of a potty-mouth but when it comes to something as awesome as the DK2, fuck yes I am.