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You may have already heard that Japan’s first VR Porn festival had to be canceled, now why anybody would want to cancel something as awesome and interesting as the world’s first Japanese VR Porn Fest is the question. After doing a bit of digging around on the web I discovered quite a few reasons, none of which seemed to match up with each other.

First, I heard that authorities arrived after young children were let into the festival. Next, I found evidence that suggested it was due to overcrowding, and finally, after a little more research I even heard Godzilla had attacked the festival’s fans!

(okay okay, I admit the last part is a lie, but we all know that would’ve been awesome!)

After some even more extensive searching, I had finally come to the conclusion that the real reason the porn festival had to be canceled was because hundreds upon hundreds of ravenous horny VR Porn fans (like you!) and porn fans, in general, were overflowing the city’s busy streets. After a couple of hours of standing in line, police were called to evacuate the disappointed crowd that had grown to be officially described as a mob. It was probably for the best, though, standing in line for hours while being extremely hard and horny (you don’t want to poke anyone next to you, do you?) is a great way to get extremely irritable and the probability is that at least a few grumpy, tired, Japanese porn fans would’ve gotten into a fight (and as awesome as that obvious kung-fu fest would have been, I don’t think it would have done any good for our beloved VR Porn meetup).

Japanese VR Porn Fest guy humping blow-up doll at Adult VR festival
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“Who want some wang?”

It is true that young children were let into the festival, but officials claim that the kids weren’t exposed to any porn (yes, weren’t exposed, even though there were grown men all around them fucking futuristic blow-up dolls). Truth be told the Japanese could probably care less about this, after all, they did invent Lolicon!

  

Most people’s efforts to get into the festival were in vain, but fortunately, a couple reporters made it in, and I must say porn’s future looks pretty damn amazing

(even if some of the sex toys’ designs are a bit scary, I’m sure they will improve).

Crowd of Japanese people, not at the Japanese VR Porn Fest, who may or may not love VR Porn
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“Rabble Rabble Rabble!!!”

 

Thankfully, this August another Porn festival will hit Japan, and this time, hopefully, the vicious, horny porn(y) fans will be controlled and it won’t have to get canceled!

 

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