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Just recently, mega adult cam company ‘CamSoda’ got into the VR game with CamSoda VR. Now, (November 17, 2016, in case you’re reading this way in the future) they started a brand new service called ‘Blowcast’, that works with some of our favorite sex toys, teledildonics.

Now, what exactly does Blowcast do, and in which way does it support teledildonics? Brace yourselves for this one, because it’s a doozy:
You can now purchase blowjobs off the internet (2016, the year of the future). I am not kidding you, you can buy fucking blowjobs off the fucking internet (this is big people)! Any girl with a desire to submit her blowjobs for others use, can just head over to CamSoda’s Blowcast webpage and click the ‘SUBMIT BJ’ button in the top right, then, by sucking and licking a Kiiroo Pearl sex toy, they can record their blowjob for purchase by others, who then get a one-time use blowjob that plays back the recorded sensations with their Kiiroo Onyx.

So, before you get started, the first thing you’re going to want to do is purchase an Onyx from the Kiiroo website (You can get 10% off by buying through this link. I strongly suggest not getting one from Ebay, the previous owner might’ve used it, and that’s just plain nasty!). Once you get your device delivered, setting it up requires next to no intelligence (a horny, one-eyed dog could do it), and every single blowjob is 100% free for the next 30 days:

  1. If you haven’t already, purchase an Onyx teledildonic.
  2. Wait for the Teledildonic to be shipped to your house.
  3. Go to either the Google Play or iPhone App Store and install the ‘Feel Client’.
  4. Make sure you have Bluetooth enabled.
  5. Launch the Feel Client on your smartphone, and connect your Onyx via bluetooth, using the pin ‘1234’ (unless you changed it to something else, in which case you use that pin).
  6. Go to the Blowcast page on the CamSoda website, and scan the QR code using the Feel Client.
  7. Pick your blowjob.
  8. Put on your Onyx.
  9. Enjoy!

After your time is up you won’t have to make a hole in your pockets trying to pay for blowjobs either, as they’re are unbelievably cheap. At first, I thought they’d be a fair priced at $5-15 each, but they’re only a buck! You can’t go wrong here. No matter how high the quality of blowjob, they’re only one measly damn dollar; and if you’re still worried about the quality, you can tell how good the blowjob is by seeing how many likes they’ve gotten. You can also read the written reviews, although horny people don’t always give the best advice.

One of the most important things I should mention about the service is that, at least at this point, you won’t get any video to accompany your blowjob, and you certainly won’t get any VR support; however, they are planning on adding VR support in the near future, and plain old 2D videos that match up with the action even sooner. But for now just sit back and enjoy a BJ like a man is supposed to!

 

 

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